Engram…
we only really expect you to get anything we ever write.
truth.
(via onceabitch)
I have some white out in my room… we could sniff it
The Muppets are better than you…
… and I will still marry Jason Segal.
Also, Kat is the only person that could accidentally make Marzipan… instead of cookie dough… that actually just happened.
we only really expect you to get anything we ever write.
| Kat: | Would you kiss me Kathryn? |
|---|---|
| Me: | I just told you, I'm Jason Segal's soul mate... back off |
I’m going to date Jason Segal…it is going to happen.
| Me: | I think the only requirement is that you're willing to bone the president |
|---|---|
| Kat: | I want nothing more... |
| Me: | Really? |
| Kat: | Have you seen him? |
| Me: | Yeah, he's kind of goofy |
| Kat: | Yeah, goofy in a hot way... like Will Smith |
| let's just continue to worship Beyonce and Rihanna in unreasonable ways. |
i love whoever did this
This has since been removed from the list on wikipedia. Good thing someone took a screenshot in time.
(via alphacaeli)
